Off Shore
The unusical musical that gives a new meaning to phrase "Take-It-Off".
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The
Association of Retired Prostitutes is being reorganized. For some years it has
been a small, volunteer organization with a small membership, working to find
ways to assist ladies of the evening who may wish to have a investment
opportunities for their ultimate retirement.
Their
business is such that the younger ones are the most sought after, and retirement
comes early. While most find new careers and jobs, they often wish they had
saved more for their future during their higher-earning years.
Miss
Letitia “Titty” Wood, a long time prostitute who successfully stayed “in
the business” into an older age (40s) and who is very much a lady, heads the
ARP, ably assisted by her sidekick youngish Nicole LaVee who takes care of
membership matters and is still practicing her craft. As part of their mission,
Miss Wood has engaged a law firm to come up with a method to fund the retirement
program of ARP’s members
.Miss Wood’s theory is that with a retirement plan, girls who go on to
other careers, would find, when they are of retirement age, that their original
investments 30 and 40 years previously will have mounted into considerable
old—age income.
With
Miss Wood’s single-minded salesmanship, the firm, Templeman, Wardel and
Dodderidge takes on the project, having grown somewhat bored with its long
standing corporate level court—defense pursuits and the senior partner is
eager to take on something that could be beneficial to the firm in the long
term, as well.
A
junior partner of TW&D, Chasen McGuire, comes up with an idea to purchase
an existing business, while trying to figure out ways it can legally support
the pension plan of the ARP. During many meetings with TW&D, Miss Wood has
become personally interested in the senior partner of the firm, Theobald
“Tibby” Templeman and, it appears he is just as enamored, if not amused, by
her, as well. They create a plot to have a joint meeting of the two entities
aboard the cruise ship M.S. Luna Sea, sailing the Caribbean while meeting to
determine how best to create a pension plan.
And
right under their noses, Chasen McGuire and Nicole Lavee have also explored a
relationship that is growing.
And
thus begins the most unusual musical show of " Off Shore